Gimmi a spritzer

I recently read a report that confirmed what I have always known to be true: alcohol is good for you. Yes, indeedy! Consider the following information from The Washington Post:

"Chemicals in red wine may keep gums and teeth healthier by changing the way the mouth responds to bacteria, indicated one report last week.
Another meanwhile suggested that heavy exposure to fluoridated beverages -- including drinking water -- can cause severe discoloration and erosion of children's teeth."

So from now on, while everyone else is sipping their pom juice, sucking down Hammer HEED or heaven forbid ... drinking some water, I'll be the one relaxing with my nice glass of pinot. Dental hygiene is important! Gotta have those winning pearly whites when you roll across the finish line!