Why I hate swim caps
Why I hate swim caps, a top five list:
1. They give your hair a weird static cling thing.
2. They squeeze your earlobes and pull your forehead up all funky.
3. They yank your hair in a violent manner when you take them off.
4. People say they make you go faster, but unless you're a really fast swimmer, you can't tell.
5. They aren't at all, not even in the least bit, sexy or stylish.
Check in later for "why wearing swim goggles is unnatural at best"
2 Comments:
Hey...mine's pink and it makes me look sassy! If you get your hair wet before you put it on, which you're supposed to do, it doesn't pull your pretty locks out when you yake it off!!!
3:50 PM
nope. still don't like em.
5:03 PM
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